The long throw pantomime.

My whinge about the simple restart.

There’s been no domestic football this week, so not much to whinge about, but guess what. I’ve got a new gripe. And it’s one I’m surprised about because it’s about throw-ins. I know, unbelievable.

Now there’s the old, familiar whinge at throw-ins: the crowd roar of “He’s nicked ten yards, ref!” as if those extra steps are the thin line between glory and …